“Adulting: One Star – Do Not Recommend” Funny Coffee Sign

Description

If you’ve ever paid a bill, scheduled your own doctor’s appointment, or just made it through Monday, then you know — adulting deserves a solid one-star review. This funny laser-ready file features a sad, over-it coffee mug and the honest review no one asked for: “Adulting: One Star. Do Not Recommend.”

It’s perfect for laser-cut coasters, mini signs, mugs, or even that office cubicle that needs a bit of sarcastic flair. Simple, bold line art means it cuts and engraves beautifully on plywood, acrylic, cork, slate, or tile.

This beginner-friendly SVG is a quick win whether you’re gifting it, selling it at markets, or just keeping it real in your craft room. Minimal layers, clean paths, and pre-sized for small-format stock make it easy to produce at scale.

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✅ What’s Included:

• SVG file (Glowforge, xTool, LightBurn compatible)

• DXF, AI, and LBRN2 files included

• Easily resizable for coasters/signs

• Optimized for engraving or score/cut combos

• Instant digital download after purchase

💡 Recommended Materials:

• 1/8″ or 3mm plywood

• Cork or slate coasters

• Painted wood blanks, whiteboard signs, or acrylic for a pop of color

Tested on: Creality Falcon 2 (12W diode laser)

• Engrave: 6000 mm/m at 45% power

• Cut: 250 mm/m at 100% power
  Material: 1/8″ or 3mm plywood or coaster stock

🛠 Skill Level:
Beginner – Quick project with crisp lines and no-fuss layers

📺 Tutorial Video:
https://www.youtube.com/@Wilmerwoodworks

🚨 Note:
This is a digital file only. No physical product will be shipped. Design is for physical product use only — resale or redistribution of the digital files is not allowed.